I have the urge to write.

To write filthy porn.

And not the good kind. The kind that is barely disguised kink wish fulfilment. The kind of thing that really should just stay in someone's head for 'private time', but so often gets flung out into the fandom and makes anyone who reads it annoyed and slightly creeped out.

Of course, I could write it and keep it for private enjoyment, but I'm such an attention whore...