Nooo!

[maryavatar]

Based on previous purchases, both Amazon and Fictionwise think I would like crappy vampire romance novels. Lots of them. Pages and pages of recommendations that read like: "Mary-Sue Titmouse was just a dull little secretary until a dark stranger rubbed up against her at a friend's batchelorette party. Now she's out for blood!!!" and "Darkette Stabhell is the last of her people, sworn to rid the world of the monsters that hunt unsuspecting humans. When a terrifying new threat forces her to work with dangerously sexy vampire, Vladimir Exsangine, her heart may show her a new path." and OMG, NO MORE. Just because I have bought books containing magic, knives, blood, mythical monsters, romance and sex does not mean that I like crappy vampire romance. Have I ever bought a vampire romance novel? NO. So shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP.

Excuse me, I have to go select 'not interested' 500 times.

Comments

[lady-shain.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's like some weird torture for you. Maybe they're just hoping you'll be paying about as much attention as they are and accidentally buy one.

Your blurbs are amazing by the way. Scarily reminiscent of the Mary Janice Davidson undead series (which are at least amusing).

Not being into bodice rippers, and requiring fodder that is easily digestible *and* easy to put down and walk away, I admit a certain fondness for Paranormal Romance. I can't take, oh, say, DeLint's newest to work, or I wouldn't. Work, that is.