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I've finally cleared the techno industrial out of my system enough to be able to listen to The Essential Alan Parsons Project. Although I didn't remember them the way I did "Eye in the Sky," I've apparently heard "Time" and "Don't Ask Me" before, while I've heard part of "Sirius" played as an intro piece in a few sports things before. Today I mostly listened to disc 2 of the set, which sounds very 70s and mostly lived in a progressive and "yacht" rock pocket as its genre.

The saxophone bits in some places reminded me very strongly of a song I haven't thought about in a while but that takes me firmly back to a place and time when I hear it. If you were alive in 1978 and beyond, you've probably heard it. According to Wikipedia, Billboard described it as having "the most recognizable sax riff in music history." It actually has a great guitar riff too.

It's "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty. (And the sax riff was played by a musician named like a Vampire the Masquerade character: Raphael Ravenscroft.)


I hear this song, and suddenly I'm a child in the backseat of a car driving through Long Island.
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Posted by Celeste Mello

Cat pawrenting is a lifestyle. Your schedule, your furniture, and your personal space all belong to your cat. And you don't even question it because you love them. Also, they're way too adorable to judge. So at least we can laugh it off together with some cat pawrent memes!  

Cats make the rules at home. They don't feel like playing with that bouncing ball you bought, so why would they? That lizard climbing up the wall is waaay more exciting. Who can blame them? You'll just have to try something else, hooman.

Scroll down for some serious cat boss energy and the most relatable cat parent moments ever. 

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Posted by Cata Holmes

Tiny outfits, big attitude, and just a hint of dramatic meow energy

Dressed in soft fabrics and tiny fits, these cats show off their fluffy bellies, tucked paws, and iconic toe beans like it's a runway moment. Every slow blink and gentle meow adds to the charm, turning each look into a full performance of cozy, adorable confidence.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Are you familiar with Michael Jackson's song "Ben"?

Some people say it's the artist's most unhinged song, because it's basically about the special bond between a boy and his… rat.

Yep, you read that right, a rat. Although it is not mentioned in the song itself, it was used as the soundtrack for a horror movie about a rat, with young Michael's voice being the key element to the weirdly moving song. As years went by, people forgot about this weird origin story, and the song became a long song to the misunderstood, the outcast, and the unseen. 

Why are we telling you all about a song that came out in 1972?

Well, if you listen to the song's lyrics, you will find that they might apply to many relationships between a hooman and a pet, rat or otherwise. The song talks about two friends who have found each other after looking for someone for so long. It showcases how we are never alone with a friend by our side, even if that friend is always running around.

It's a beautiful tribute, and every time we hear that song, we think about our cats, who have found us against all odds and become our friends, even through all the struggles and the hurt. 

Before you go and listen to this surprisingly sweet song, scroll down to enjoy this collection of hissterical cat memes, which might surprise you just as much as this song will. After that, if you feel like serenading your beloved feline, we won't judge you one bit.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Very mature. Very "did not roll my eyes because this meeting could have been an email". Very mindful.

By Wednesday, you can bet your last Churu that we've already exhausted all of our patience for the week. In fact, it's a meowracle we made it all the way to Wednesday without turning the office into a crime scene. Not really, but the real meowracle is our ability to control our facial expressions, because if people actually knew what we were saying in our heads while at work, we might have trouble keeping a job.

It's not our fault that we're purrfectionists. We have a very high standard for ourselves and our work, and it has become overwhelmingly obvious that not everyone holds themselves to the same standards. Some people are just okay with being wrong all the time! It's a strange choice to make, but we're not here to judge. Wait, who are we kidding? We're basically a cat (on the inside), and all cats do is judge. So, we might be judging a little bit, but only because our way is the only way to do something correctly.

You may not be able to express these thoughts out loud, but the good news is that you don't have to! We've gathered some feline funnies of purrfectly professional cats channeling your Wednesday work mood. This way, we can laugh through the pain of being superior to everyone else without making it everyone else's problem. It's hard being right all the time, isn't it? 

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Posted by Briana Viser

Being a teenager is hard enough, not including the heavy responsibility of caring for an adorable cat while your sister and mother are abroad. 

Her sister does a yearly trip to Asia for two weeks, and in the past her mom would always come and stay in the home to take care of the cat. The problem this time around is that the mom is joining her for the trip. So what is she to do? The woman has her sister come to the rescue, problem is that the sister lives a 30 minute drive away, works nearly 7 days a week, and has 3 cats to take care of. We all know the cost of gas these days, so her going back and forth everyday isn't ideal, not to mention not having the time. Scroll below to see how she went from problem to solution. 

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Posted by Briana Viser

There's nothing as blissful that curling up in bed after a long day, so why not curl up with cozy cat memes to help you fall into that deep sleep you need. 

We all love sleep. The young, the old, the poor, the rich. It's the great equalizer, the fact that no one can get anything done or live a happy life under the guise of sleeplessness. Coziness isn't always associated with Springtime, but here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we bridge gaps between things you never knew you could. From cozy in spring, to curling up with cats, there's something about the content here that speaks to the ages. Though winter allows for blankets, pillows, and warmth from within, the coziness that comes from springtime is teeming with cutesy critters and blooming flowers. There's a coziness in the clear blue skies because it's holding you in a purrfection of weather. 

Cats come into play through their inherently cozy attitudes. A cattitude of soft scrolling in bed with the window open, feeling the fresh breeze on you before drifting off to dreamland. So please, enjoy these memes of cozy cats curled up. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

No matter how hard we try, our cat children will never be satisfied with the amount of treats we give them. And in this collection of sassy cats we have captured the hilarious results of said lack of treat giving for your viewing pleasure.

The sass we have to stand up to when it comes to our cat children is simply unsustainable. It is something we deal with day and night and it has no end, there is no way to truly satisfy the urges and intrigues of a cat. Because much like themselves and water, no matter how far you move the goal posts, they will always think that they deserve more. Take for example a pawrent who has been yelled at more than a few times when their cat child has been upset by only receiving 3 treats a day.

Sure for a split second their cat will be happy to receive a fourth treat, but within a matter of days the cat will be sassing them for a fifth. So to make up for all those times when your cat is gnawing your head off and being a sassy Susan we made this list of other people's sassy cat children to give you a little giggle and to remind you that you are not on your own. 
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Sometimes to save a soul you have to go against the advice you are given. That is the moral of the kitten saving story we have gathered for you today.

After all, saving cats is tough, saving kittens is even tougher, and when they have just been brought into the world we live in, it can be even tougher. Which is why most of us would reach out to those who are supposed to know better for advice on how to handle such a situation. The only problem being that the voice on the other end of the phone, while authoritative and knowledgeable, does not have eyes on the situation. So following their guidance blindly is not the way to go, and thankfully these cat rescuers did use their own judgment of the situation before them to save the life of a cute kitten who would not have lasted much longer on his own.

So while it is important to listen to those who know more than you, it is also important to remember that your judgement of a situation is what makes or breaks a situation. And in this case the kitten was saved and given a loving home for all eternity. 
 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

The minute there's fresh dirt and new leaves, cats show up. 

Spring shows up, the plants start growing, and suddenly cats are everywhere in the middle of it. A garden isn't just a garden anymore, it's something to walk through, sit in, and mess with. Fresh dirt gets treated like it was put there for them. New leaves get inspected, tapped, and occasionally chewed just to see what happens.

Indoor plants don't get ignored either. The second something new comes into the house, a cat is already there checking it out. Sniffing, circling, deciding if it's worth knocking over later. You water the plants, and somehow that turns into an event. There's always a paw getting a little too close or a tail brushing through something that shouldn't be touched.

Outside, it's even more of a free-for-all. Cats move through gardens like they've always been part of it. Sitting between plants, hiding under leaves, popping out from places you didn't even notice were open. It turns into a mix of calm and chaos, depending on what they decide to do next.

Spring is supposed to be about growth and things coming back, but with cats around, it's also about figuring out what survives them. Some plants make it, some don't, and the cats stay completely unbothered either way.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Just when you thought Pallas' cats couldn't get any cuter, we purresent to you: the brainless and clementine-colored version.

If you ever played Pokémon, you understand the concept of a "shiny". A shiny Pokémon is an extremely rare Pokémon that has a very low spawn rate and comes in a custom color that sets it apart from the rest of its kind. Some people search for these shinies for days, weeks, even months before ever catching one. Well, if there was one animal in the world that was truly like a Pokémon, it would be a Pallas' cat, and we just found its shiny version.

The orange pallas' cat, also known as Otocolobus manul ferrugineus, is a subspecies of the regular Pallas' cat that is only found in Iran and other central asian regions. Their clementine-colored coats shine a bright orange during sunrise and sunset, and can be described as more of a rusty, sand color during other meowments. 

While these fluffy felines may be orange in color, it doesn't mean that they share their orange-ness with their domesticated brothers (and sisters, but we all know female orange cats are also quite rare). Orange house cats have a tendency to be…. how can we put it nicely? Let's go with "bold and adventurous", but what we really mean is that they have nothing but hot air in between their ears in place of a brain. Orange pallas' cats definitely have more than one collective brain cell to survive in the harsh outdoors.

We collected all the best pictures we could find of these "shiny" kitties, and we hope they purrfectly purrk up your day with a zest of orange feline flavor!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

She showed up on the patio and never left.

This went from we already have four cats to five really fast. A random cat showed up on the patio, and it turned out three different people in the house had been feeding her. No one planned it or even talked about it, but it was already happening. Once multiple people are involved like that, it's hard to treat the cat like a stranger.

The other cats didn't react the way you'd expect either. No hissing, no trying to keep their distance. Instead, they kept going to the window and meowing, like they were trying to get attention and point her out. It didn't feel like they saw her as a threat. If anything, it came across like they wanted her to join them.

Then she was inside, and nothing changed. No tension, no adjustment period, just walked in and settled down. The other cats didn't react at all, like she had always been part of the space. That kind of immediate acceptance doesn't happen often.

And once she curled up in someone's lap, that was the end of it. There's no putting a cat back outside after that. She had a name, Cinnamon Toast Cat, which made it feel even more set. Calling her a "home invader" didn't really hold up anymore. She showed up, got comfortable, and ended up staying.

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Posted by Cata Holmes

These cats didn't just choose drama: drama chose their entire fluffy bodies (and it shows).

If you've ever thought your cat was being a little extra, these feline performers are here to raise the bar to theatrical heights. We're talking full-body flops, Oscar-worthy side-eyes, and slow-motion collapses that suggest a deep personal betrayal, usually caused by something like an empty food bowl for three whole minutes. Every whisker trembles, and tail flick feels intentional, as if they've rehearsed this moment their entire lives. Honestly, if there were awards for dramatic excellence in living rooms worldwide, these cats would sweep every category without breaking a sweat.

What makes it even better is their commitment to the bit. These cats don't just react, they perform. A simple inconvenience becomes a saga. A closed door becomes a tragedy. A delayed treat becomes a tale of heartbreak and injustice. And let's not forget the vocal range, from soft, wounded meows to full-blown operatic yowls that echo through the house like a dramatic monologue. Add in their signature purrs, dialed up to maximum intensity, and you've got a full sensory experience that no human actor could ever replicate.

Of course, part of the magic lies in how seriously they take themselves. While we're laughing, they're fully immersed in their roles, convinced that their suffering is both real and deeply misunderstood. Their fluffy bodies become tools of expression, flinging themselves across couches or melting dramatically onto the floor as if gravity itself has wronged them. It's absurd, it's relatable, and it's exactly why we can't get enough. These cats aren't just being dramatic: they're redefining what it means to feel everything, all at once, very loudly.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

If you ask us, a Trojan cat is a much nicer surprise than that horse the actual Trojans got back in the day.

Instead of a bunch of soldiers ready to destroy your camp, a Trojan cat will give you little kittens, who, even though they just might destroy your house too, will shower you with love and awwdorable energy that you simply will not be able to resist.

We had the pleasure of being gifted with a Trojan cat once, who only revealed she was pregnant with a little baby after she already gave birth to said baby. We woke up to her parading her bed and showing us her latest creation, while we stood there, shocked, because we didn't even know she had anything in there besides the latest round of treats we gave her the night before.

When you find yourself in possession of a Trojan cat, it's important to remember that the inside gift is just as important as the outer one, even though that wasn't the case for the Trojans. They were not that excited to find something inside the huge horse, but for a cat pawrent, getting a few more cats as a gift from the original one you adopted doesn't sound like such a bad deal.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

When the cat distribution system is involved, there is no such thing as trapping the "wrong" cat. It's simply not the cat that you were expecting. 

We all know, as cat owners, that vet visits with cats are not only stressful as heck, but they are also expensive. It can be nothing. It can be our cats having a tummyache and reacting to it like it is the end of the world, and you will leave the vet with at least a couple of hundred dollars less in your bank account. Of course, our cats are worth every penny. We knew, when we were adopting them, that we were taking on this kind of financial responsibility over them as well. 

Things are a little different when you foster, or when you're someone who TNRs in your area. You pay the bill without the benefits of the actual adoption. There's something very gratifying about that too, obviously, or people wouldn't do it. They sign up for it just as much as we do when we adopt. Except… this person did not sign up for this cat. They have rescued cats in their area more than once, and they were trying to trap another one, but they ended up catching the "wrong" cat. Someone who needed more financial help than they could offer. It's a good thing that the internet has a soft spot for cute cats and for good people. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

There are so many moments with our cats that we wish we could capture on camera. Moments that happen too fast, that live in our memories forever. Some people are lucky enough to capture them. 

Living with cats is pure chaos. Anyone who tells you otherwise has not actually lived with a cat for a significant amount of time. Cats might act all shy and cute with you in the beginning, as they gain your trust and see if you are worthy of being shown their true colors. But eventually… the chaos happens. And when the chaos happens, it happens fast. 

You're sitting there, when out of nowhere, your cat runs out of the hallway, does a backflip off the wall, runs headfirst into a chair, and then screams its little heart out like a gladiator before a battle, before running right back into the hallway. That happens. It happens more often than you would think. At least it does with our cats. And every time it happens, we end up with our jaws on the floor, regretting not having our phones out to capture that moment. But we suppose that during a time when we have our phones out nearly all the time, some people are bound to capture these chaotic cat moments on camera. Here are some of them. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Your inbox now has a paws-on manager.

Cats and email were never meant to go together, but they act like they've got a full inbox to manage. The second a laptop opens, a cat shows up ready to get involved. Keys get pressed, drafts get "edited," and somehow a half-written email turns into something completely different. You look back at the screen and nothing is where you left it.

A cat treats your keyboard like prime real estate. Sitting right on it, shifting just enough to hit every wrong key. Subject lines change, random letters appear, and attachments open and close for no reason. You try to keep working, but every sentence gets interrupted by a paw or a tail sliding across the screen.

Timing never matters either. You could be answering something important, and the cat decides it's the perfect moment to step in. Send gets hit early, a new tab opens, or your message turns into a mix of letters you didn't type. Now you're rereading everything, trying to fix what just happened.

They don't leave once they start. They settle in, watching the screen like something important is happening. You try to move them, they shift right back. The email might be yours, but the cat clearly thinks it's part of the job.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

It started with one stray on a ring camera and ended with a full house of cats.

It started with a homeowner noticing the same stray cat showing up on their ring camera over and over. Instead of brushing it off, the homeowner started leaving out food and water, turning a quick sighting into a daily routine. The cat kept coming back, got more comfortable, and before anything official like TNR could happen, she showed up clearly pregnant and changed the whole situation.

The stray began spending time on the porch and eventually let the homeowner pet her. A heated cat house went out, the setup got more permanent, and then she disappeared. The homeowner went looking, checking nearby woods and trying to figure out where she went.

The update came from a neighbor's Facebook post. It was the same cat, now with kittens, just in a different spot. The homeowner brought the mom and kittens in while waiting for spay and neuter appointments, planning to foster and move them along.

That plan only partly worked. The mom cat, later named Mae, and two kittens went to new homes, but three stayed. Miyu, Runty, and Black Bean stuck around and became part of the household. What started as feeding a stray turned into a long-term setup without much planning, and three years later, those cats were still there like they had always been.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Sometimes it is nice for us feline pawrents to see our cat children drink up a little of their own medicine. And in this collection of wet cattos we get to enjoy a delicious deluge of felines who messed around and found out…

The stubborn and spicy attitudes that our cat children have towards the world are some of the things that we love most about them. We love that they can be judgy, bitey, scratchy and sassy little monsters capable of turning on anyone who dares mess with them, or even look at them the wrong way. But every now and then that exact attitude to life gets flipped, turned upside down and that is when we get to enjoy the vision of a cat child completely covered from head to toe in water.

But it is not the wet fur that we are obsessed with, it is the disgruntled look on their face mixed with a little bit of embarrassment that draws us in. It is a very similar look to that of a hooman who messed around and found out with the cat, except this time it is on the cat's face. So you could claim that they are getting what they deserve…
 

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Posted by Briana Viser

Everyone needs a mood boost, even cats!

Some days feel heavier than others. The to-do list in front of you, mocking your tiredness and sleepy brain. Your brain finds it harder and harder to quiet down, you're so used to the rat race of work, life, socializing, and other responsibilities. On days like that, sometimes you don't need a grand solution or a perfect routine. Sometimes you just need something soft, comforting, and guaranteed to make you smile. So why not smile with precious purring pals? Cats are the purrfect medicine for stress, moodiness, or anything else. 

Cats have an almost supernatural ability to improve the atmosphere of a room simply by existing in it. A sleepy kitten curled into a warm blanket somehow makes the entire world feel gentler. A fluffy tabby loafing dramatically in a beam of sunlight becomes a tiny living reminder that rest is not only allowed, but deeply important. Cats really don't even have to try, and that's why we've collected these cats just for you. 

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